To Be Continued....Immediately

For further clarrification of item #13 from my previous note: judges ruling states that it is, in fact, a penis joke. It may not have started as such, but the final product speaks for itself.... Schlong.

All rules and regulations set forth, by me, in my last note still apply to this one. Without further delay, items 16-25, as requested by my writing partner- Erwin De Vera.

16. The Five B's of Yusef: Blatant, blunt, brash, berating, bullshiteer (rhymes with rocketeer). Alliteration aside I think I'll take my chances in the tournament...

17. I didn't like beer until I was like 22 years old. Now...I fuckin shower in that shit.

18. I'm currently reading Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas for the 6th time. I read it out loud in my best Hunter S. Thompson voice when I poop. " You may not know where the edge is, but the most interesting people live life as close to it as possible," I learned that from Thompson, but the quote is all me.

19. The world is my classroom. Sometimes I teach, but I always learn.

20. I used to have a roommate who talked to himself a lot. Now that I don't live with him anymore...I talk to myself a lot. What gives with that? I describe it as a movie going on in my head, and my mouth acts as the theatre sound system. The picture quality is fantastic.

21. I can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it.

22. I have been so high that I couldn't tell if words were escaping my lips, or if they were simply echoing in my own mind.

23. Do I write the way I talk? Or talk the way I write? I don't know, but I certainly think the way I scuba dive. (refer to item 8)

24. I honestly think I'm going to have to take a pivotal role in the decriminialization of marijuana.

25. Don't follow me. Stay at my side. It's more fun that way. The future is in your hand, play with your own squishy.