Yeah yeah yeah, everyone's done it, bandwagon blah blah. I made fun of Erwin for doing this shit. So now, in my quiet state of boredom, I bequeath to you all this list of bullshit that you may/may not know about me and which I promise may/may not be true about me. It's not so much a list as it is a chronicling of my rise...TO POWER!
Rules:Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you.(To do this, go to the "notes" under tabs on your profile page, paste these instructions in the body of the note, type your 25 random things, tag 25 people (in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish.
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1. I can have full conversations in movie/music/pop culture quotes... that is if you can keep up.
2. According to Charles Alexander Stollar, my shit does not stink. You are welcome to confirm this with him.
3. I generally give great advice, but I've yet to take any of it.
4. Beneath my rough, manish exterior... there is a rough, manish interior. And beneath that, there is jello pudding. Strong men also cry.
5. When I was in 6th grade, I wrote a 2 page paper 20 minutes before it was due. Mr. Frank's English class...it was a story about dinosaurs. I got an A. True story.
6. I only lie to keep people from getting upset. Stories don't count as lies, as they are told for entertainment (either yours, or mine....usually mine).
7. 99% of the comments I make are funny to me. If other people laugh, it's a bonus, if not, its your loss for not getting the joke.
8. Drugs make you feel as deep as the ocean.
9. I like to play devil's advocate, so don't agree with me too often. I'll argue with you anyway.
10. I try to keep others' expectations of me low, while keeping my own expectations high.
11. I'm voiceless until I'm heard. But, I can't be heard until I have something to say.
12. Expressioniste. If it's not a word, I'm making it one. Defined as one who takes particular pleasure in articulating...thought, emotion, imagery, etc. Art must be qualified. Expression is not debatable. I am an Expressioniste.
13. The depth of my ocean is measured by the plunge of my anchor. Interpret that as you wish. Questions may/may not be answered after class.
14. We are all hypocrites to a degree. We're contradictory by nature, and we're certainly guilty of some of the things for which we judge others. In other words: get off your fucking high horse.
15. I like to be different. Not for the sake of being different, but just to keep you people on your toes. So...this is all the wisdom and information you get. Go try to make a dollar out of 15 items.
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