Friday, January 30, 2009

Testing Testing...

Look at this beautiful head of hair...
Let us take this bloggie for a joggy. Assume I use words metaphysically.... metaphorically... analytically... allegorically...categorically? Come on, that was pretty good. They call this pontificating, although to be such I'd have to be speaking out loud....which would be pretty sweet, seeing as I love the sound of my own voice.


I find my best writing tends to revolve around opinionated editorials regarding the topical issues that have enraged my prostate currently. I'm not sure how deep I can go into my current irritance, since this blog is easily accessible to the authorities as well as any employer or average Joe Plumber who comes across it. Once I know I'm secure, then I can wail away on the real grimey shit that keeps me awake at night.


In the meantime, welcome to my blog-ojevich, where congressional seats are on special 2 for 10 million, 4 for 18.5. Honestly, I'm a little disappointed that he got impeached so quickly. I was hoping the circus would keep running for a couple more weeks. But, I guess in a closed society of theives, the only real crime is getting caught. We all know Illinois politics is more corrupt than a mob-runned bingo game in East Jersey. The truely guilty have to distance themselves from the heat before they get touched. So they impeached him 59-0. Was he THAT guilty? Probably not. All he really said was "Hey I got this fuckin thing and I'm not gonna give it away for fuckin nothing." That's what their wire-tap recorded him saying. Good ol Governor F-bomb looking for a little back scratching for the lottery ticket he's about to disperse. If it wasn't illegal, it would have been a good idea...but I guess you could say that about most of the decisions I've made in my life too. And so I digress from my high-horse.


I'd say decent, to quite decent for a test run. Time for sleep, get back at you greezy fucks in the morning.



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